This post is intended for those who are 18 and older. If you're sensitive to subjects regarding sex then I suggest you find another article to read. If you are my kid, my parent, my grandparent or related to me otherwise...well, you've been warned.
I think it’s funny that companies release red and pink versions of items they already sell and market it as Valentine’s Day shit. I understand it from a marketing standpoint. But red and pink being my favorite colors, it’s just an opportunity for me to buy more shit in colors that I like.
I like buying shit.
Apparently, I like saying the word “shit”, too. Shit, shit, shit.
I’m not one of those romantical (a word stolen from the movie The Little Rascals) people that gets all mushy gushy and lovey-dovey on Valentine’s day…or any day.
I’m not big on sexy lingerie.
Flowers die.
I don’t like those yucky boxed chocolates.
You can always win me over with jewelry (oooh! shiny things!) but that can be expensive sometimes.
And don’t even get me started about stuffed animals. Cutesy little bears holding a heart…blah. Stuffed animals are for kids, but I don’t even buy them for my own kids. They’re stupid. But holiday themed stuffed animals are an even lower level of stupid for me. </end rant>
Anyway…
If you want to make Valentine’s Day memorable then maybe you should take a gander at some of the Best Sex Toys of 2011 over at EdenFantasys. There are plenty of red and pink (and other colors!) items. And not just sex toys. You’ll find candles and the above mentioned lingerie…and whips and chains and all that jazz if that’s what you’re in to.
Whatever you decide to do. And you don’t have to tell me…
But whatever you decide to do. Do not, and I repeat DO NOT purchase sex toys and toss it all into a gift bag with some stupid stuffed animal.
Or worse, have the stuffed animal holding said sex toy(s).
That is just creepy. Seriously.
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Disclosure:
I received a gift card in exchange for a blog post. All opinions are mine. I truly mean everything I said about stuffed animals. Sorry to all you stuffed animal lovers out there.
Last year I came across a giveaway of a stuffed animal that hides your sex toys. Way creepy.
Oh my…the visuals I’m having. I’m sure it had a zipper on its back or something like that. But the idea in my head is a totally different scenario. LOL
I love your rant. LMAO!
Some people just aren’t stuffed animal people-I honestly don’t get it either, unless it’s something meaningful and not just a random ass stuffed animal that just takes up space.
Now sex toys…that’s a COMPLETELY different story xD
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I agree with you on all points! lol
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I thought i was the only one who hated getting flowers – they just die!
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Another wonderful blog post…I must commend you! I totally agree with you, 100 & 10 percent!!!!
There is one item over at EdenFantasys I really, really, really, really, really, want! And YES…it’s a TOY! Hee-hee-hee! =)
I have entered over 20 of their giveaways and have LOST every single one. Sucks to be me!!!
Needless to say, I have sent my hubby a direct link to this blog post in HOPES that he gets the message…Hint…Hint…HINT!
Thank you again and I PRAY to the great Lord above that I get what I want from Eden Fantasys! And no ‘dust-collecting’ stuffed animal(s)!
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