Annette Funnyjello

Have I told you how much I love drag queens?

By Annette, on April 30th, 2012

Last Monday was supposed to be the season finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Supposed being the key word here. There was a huge surprise at the end where the winner wasn’t announced. The winner will be crowned tonight. Yes, I will be watching. (Totally want Sharon Needles to win!)

Anyhow, the club that . . . → Read More: Have I told you how much I love drag queens?

If you spank me, I will punch you in the face. – [ADULT 18+]

By Annette, on March 25th, 2012

This post is intended for those who are 18 and older. If you’re sensitive to subjects regarding sex then I suggest you find another article to read. If you are my kid, my parent, my grandparent or related to me otherwise…well, you’ve been warned.

You know I’ve just never understood certain things. Like . . . → Read More: If you spank me, I will punch you in the face. – [ADULT 18+]

Stuffed animals are stupid. – [ADULT 18+]

By Annette, on January 27th, 2012

I think it’s funny that companies release red . . . → Read More: Stuffed animals are stupid. – [ADULT 18+]

New items now available at EdenFantasys. Just in time for the holidays!

By Annette, on November 21st, 2011

I’m really excited to be telling . . . → Read More: New items now available at EdenFantasys. Just in time for the holidays!

EdenFantasys makes Halloween sexy! [Adult - 18+ ONLY]

By Annette, on October 29th, 2011

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Yes, I know Halloween is only two days away.

Yes, I realize you’ve probably already bought your costume so you don’t have to rummage through the picked over racks and shelves with the rest of us procrastinators.

But costumes aren’t just for Halloween. And EdenFantasys isn’t just for sex toys.

EdenFantasys . . . → Read More: EdenFantasys makes Halloween sexy! [Adult - 18+ ONLY]

I want to give my personal thanks to The Bloggess (Adult 18+ only)

By Annette, on September 9th, 2011

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You all know I’ve blogged about EdenFantasys eleventy seven times since this site has been on the interwebs.Â And you have also probably seen me mention The Bloggess (she writes for EdenFantasys online magazine, Sexis) just about as many times.

The Bloggess makes talking about sex a funny thing. And the . . . → Read More: I want to give my personal thanks to The Bloggess (Adult 18+ only)

ADULT 18+ – Help a girl out, would ya?

By Annette, on August 11th, 2011

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Dear EdenFantasys,

I’m writing to you out of concern.Â Concern for a product that has been out of stock for quite a while.Â Concern for my best friend who is the one who actually wants this item.Â Of all the adult toys on your site this is the most coveted by my . . . → Read More: ADULT 18+ – Help a girl out, would ya?

Sexis – EdenFantasys online magazine

By Annette, on July 14th, 2011

This post is intended for those who are 18+ years old

I read an article on Sexis last week about a dress with a vagina on it. Not just any dress mind you, but a wedding dress.

Imagine this…beautiful flowing gown, cinched at the waist with a full princess skirt, . . . → Read More: Sexis – EdenFantasys online magazine

EdenFantasys $25 Gift Card | Stay Cool This Summer | Giveaway

By Annette, on May 26th, 2011

This post is intended for adults age 18 and older. If you are under the age of 18, are related to me or are just sensitive to subjects about sex then please move on to the next post.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way…

It’s no surprise that I’ve . . . → Read More: EdenFantasys $25 Gift Card | Stay Cool This Summer | Giveaway

Attention: Husbands/Boyfriends/Baby Daddys (I really hate that term)

By Annette, on April 17th, 2011

This post is intended for adults 18+. If you are underage or sensitive to topics about sex then I suggest you keep on truckin’.

Mother’s Day is just around the corner.

And it doesn’t have to be all about flowers and chocolate and spending time with the kids.Â Because really…there’s Valentine’s Day, . . . → Read More: Attention: Husbands/Boyfriends/Baby Daddys (I really hate that term)