The TT questions are brought to you by Kimber, the color of absolute black granite and the number 16.

101. When was the last time you went to the doctor? Do you like your doctor? It’s been about a month. And I’ve only seen him once because my regular doctor just upped . . . → Read More: Thursday Thunks – He was half moose and half seal.

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1. Would you rather have a pet hippo or a pet elephant? Um…do I have to?

2. Why do you think bananas are shaped the way they are? Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green?

3. In one word (OK, you can go three to four . . . → Read More: Thursday Thunks – Mrs. Butterworth doesn’t fight fair.

1. To whom did you last give the finger? Honestly…I gave the finger to the movie theater screen on Tuesday night. Shitty movie. The Other Guys <—click to read my review. Save your money. Don’t rent it. Don’t even watch it for free.

I also flip Dennis off on a . . . → Read More: Thursday Thunks – It’s a term (?) of endearment.

1. What radio personality bothers you the most? Bud

2. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Hell no. I’d probably die within 30 minutes from a damn heart attack. I’d panic immediately.

3. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she was . . . → Read More: Thursday Thunks – Kinda like ‘Play That Funky Music’ is a prerequisite for a casino band

1. We know how creative Berleen is with her terrific tee-shirts and such, so how about you? Do you draw anything or perhaps your name in the sand when you go to the beach?

I can’t draw…and I really can’t draw a dog.

2. Kimber doesn’t always . . . → Read More: Thursday Thunks – I can’t draw dogs

1. What is the most common question that you are asked (in life) that is none of the questioner’s business? I get asked my last name all the time at work. Customers who want to complain about our company and they want every bit of info they can get about . . . → Read More: Thursday Thunks – The Friday Edition

1. Billy Mays died about a year ago. What kitchen gadgets have you bought that you’ve used less than three times? What are they? Billy Mays I’m a sucker for infomercials. I can’t think of anything that I’ve purchased that was a total piece of shit. But . . . → Read More: Thursday Thunks – Krabs is a [insert expletive]