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Saturday 9 – I always forgot about my imaginary friends.

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Saturday 9: I Will Survive

1. What in the 2011 has proved to you that you are a survivor? 13 months of unemployment and I’m still kickin’ around. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you…I got a job. Started two weeks ago. That explains the lack of blog . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 – I always forgot about my imaginary friends.

Saturday 9 – Who wants to pay to get chased by a man with a chainsaw?

Saturday 9: Mr. Roboto

1. Do you enjoy holidays like Halloween or is your approach more robotic? I like Halloween but I don’t feel it necessary to have it look like Halloween threw up all over my house. And I rarely dress up.

2. Have you ever been to a haunted house? . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 – Who wants to pay to get chased by a man with a chainsaw?

Saturday 9 – I’d like an order of bacon and sausage with a side of bacon and sausage.

Saturday 9: The Last DJ

1. Who was favorite DJ and what radio station did you listen to as a kid? I didn’t listen to radio much. I was awesome and had a cassette player.

2. What has been the weirdest thing you have worn in public? Go-go boots, . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 – I’d like an order of bacon and sausage with a side of bacon and sausage.

Saturday 9 – Am I completely brainless?

Saturday 9: Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby

1. Adam Duritz (writer and lead singer of Counting Crows) mentions previous girlfriends in songs. In Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby he sings “There a little piece of Maria in every song I sing”. Is there a piece of an ex that will always be a part . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 – Am I completely brainless?

Saturday 9 | Where’d that money come from?

Saturday 9: Sleeping to Dream

1. Do you ever go to sleep to simply dream? I wish it were that easy!

2. When you’re having trouble staying awake, what are some things you do to make sure you don’t drift off to sleep? I have a four year old . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 | Where’d that money come from?

Saturday 9 | My parents = Awesome

Saturday 9: You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’

1. In a relationship, have you ever hung in even when you knew for sure it was over? No comment.

2. If you had the ability to perpetually alleviate any pain on your body, what would it be? My knees. The ache and . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 | My parents = Awesome

Saturday 9 | Don’t put my food next to your “meat”.

Oh, how I’ve missed Saturday 9. I felt compelled to participate today because I’m in such a cheery mood.

Not.

I’m sick. Hacking my fucking lungs up. I’m just a bowl of fucking sunshine today.

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1. It’s Spring, grilling begins! If you plan a picnic, do you bow out if . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 | Don’t put my food next to your “meat”.

Saturday 9 | Bradley Cooper has the key to my heart….or my chastity belt.

Saturday 9: Nobody Knows You When You’re Down and Out

1. What is the most “down and out” that you’ve ever been? When my kids were in Wisconsin for two months. They’re back now…life is good.

2. Do you believe there is only one “right” religion? I’m not religious. If . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 | Bradley Cooper has the key to my heart….or my chastity belt.

Saturday 9 | Hammer pants, ginormous bangs and Hypercolor shirts.

Saturday 9: Hey Nineteen

1. What was the best thing about being 19? I was legally old enough to buy cigarettes?

2. Where would you go if you wanted to spark your creativity? Wendover. Blackjack and “free” beer make me feel incredibly creative.

3. Complete this sentence: I am embarrassed . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 | Hammer pants, ginormous bangs and Hypercolor shirts.

Saturday 9 | I don’t eat butterflies.

Saturday 9: You Were Meant For Me

1. Have you ever felt that you were “made” for someone or some purpose? I was made to do silly memes on a regular basis.

2. What do you do when you have a problem that you can’t do anything about it? Bitch . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 | I don’t eat butterflies.