1. What should you never wear to a job interview? A purple mohawk. Green is more socially acceptable.

2. Who should never wear a mini-skirt? Me. I hate skirts and dresses.

3. What fashion trend for women should be outlawed? Flip flops worn with jeans. I just think it looks ridiculous for . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem – Men should not be allowed to wear sweat pants in public

1. Tell us how to make the perfect bowl of popcorn.

Place bag in microwave for 3 minutes. Dump popcorn into a bowl.

2. The light just turned yellow and you’re 10 feet away. How do you proceed? 10 feet? Wouldn’t I be too close to stop even if I wanted to? . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem | Check out my top secret popcorn recipe!

Welcome to Monday Mayhem- the cool place to be.

In honor of Valentines Day, today’s meme is all about the things that we love. For each prompt, name something you love.

1. Name a food that you love. Sushi

2. Name someone that you love. D-E-N-N-I-S! *cheerleader jump*

3. . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem | Love Schmove

Monday Mayhem – #41 ~ The 3 Things Meme

3 Places I Would Pack My Travel Bag For

Las Vegas Paris Greece

3 On-Screen Characters I Love To Watch

Samantha Jones from Sex and the City Spencer Shay from iCarly (shut up!) Fred

3 Moods That . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem – Super mega ultra uber bitchy

1. Why do you blog? I like sharing my warped sense of humor with others.

2. Name your three best memories. July 29, 1996 – birth of my daughter December 29, 2001 – birth of my son December 20, 2006 – birth of my son

The holidays are TORTURE . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem – I like sharing my warped sense of humor with others.

Today’s meme is The Top Ten Repeated Meme Questions. Choose a cartoon character, celebrity or someone in the news to answer them as. For example, if you are a fan of Homer Simpson, answer the questions as if you are really Homer.

Should be interesting…

I’m gonna choose Spongebob Squarepants . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem – Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

1. What is your father’s middle name? Lamar 2. Where was your father born? Germany 3. What was the most influential piece of history that took place during your father’s childhood? John F. Kennedy assassination.  Martin Luther King, Jr. assassination.  Robert F. Kennedy assassination.  Wow…this is a downer…um…how about man walking on the . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem – Take A Flying Leap At A Rolling Doughnut!

1. If you could interview anyone in the world for your blog, who would you choose and why? Jim Morrison.  But he’s dead…was dead before I was even born…so that kinda puts a damper on things. 2. Can you remember your last dream? What was it? It was something about my ex-husband.  . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem – Dead people: putting a damper things