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What the duck?!

By Annette, on May 20th, 2011

I have tulips in my front yard. Well…kinda. Only some of them came back from last year. But they were there.

Were being the key word.

Tuesday morning I left my house and noticed that someone had popped all the heads off of my flowers. When I came back I paused before I . . . → Read More: What the duck?!

This is what happens when I get bored.

By Annette, on April 24th, 2011

Meet Bob.

Bob

Bob is a dreamer, he not only wanted to be a creamy bearnaise sauce when he grew up but he also wanted to be a stiff meringue.Â His biggest fear was that he’d end up in a potato salad.

Growing up, Bob was always teased at school.Â The . . . → Read More: This is what happens when I get bored.

Stupid things I’ve done recently. – Part II

By Annette, on April 21st, 2011

Maybe I should just make this a weekly thing for my blog.Â Or maybe I shouldn’t be admitting my stupidity and klutziness to the world.

But some of it is just TOO GOOD not to share.

Like today…

Megan and I went to the gym.Â We had finished working out and were just . . . → Read More: Stupid things I’ve done recently. – Part II

Stealing Meatloaf’s pants?

By Annette, on April 13th, 2011

So I decided to check out the search results for my blog just to see what people have been searching for and landing on my page.

I’m not really shocked.Â Puzzled maybe, but shocked no.Â It takes a lot to shock me, offend me, surprise me…make me gasp out in utter horror and . . . → Read More: Stealing Meatloaf’s pants?

E? E as in elephant?

By Annette, on June 11th, 2010

I’ve been telling the BFF that I was going to blog about her boobs for a while now.

Why?Â Because she said I could.

Why?Â Because she’s got gigundo knockers (hooters, jugs, fun bags, cans, jubblies, melons, ta-ta’s, hood ornaments, gazongas, bazoombas….Ok, I’ll stop).

Why?Â Because she’s nursing and the . . . → Read More: E? E as in elephant?

You know…there are some pretty awesome Moms out there. But you know…not all Mom’s are like June Cleaver. I was alerted to this great blog post and I thought I’d share it with you all because I found it rather entertaining. 10 Baddest Mothers in Movie History And of course, as usual…I’m late . . . → Read More: In Honor of Mother’s Day…

Things That Make Me Laugh

By Annette, on May 3rd, 2010

So Dennis was doing laundry (gasp!) last week and he found an advertisement in Hunter’s pants pocket. Not just any advertisement…but this one:

I guess he likes the modest type? There are so many other bra ads out there and he chose this one. Oh well, he’s 8…he shouldn’t be looking . . . → Read More: Things That Make Me Laugh

I Have A Confession To Make…

By Annette, on April 20th, 2010

There’s a website that I frequent that has videos that are so vile and disgusting that I just can’t turn away. I’m fascinated by not only the content of the website…but also the amount of people that share this strange fascination with me. And the fact that an entire website is dedicated to . . . → Read More: I Have A Confession To Make…

My Name Is Annette Burke

By Annette, on December 22nd, 2009

And I am not an escort in San Fransisco. Or anywhere for that matter. Her name…is Annette Burke. And she is an escort in San Fransisco.

Just so there’s no confusion. Kthxbye.

. . . → Read More: My Name Is Annette Burke

The Money Shot?

By Annette, on November 23rd, 2009

Under 18? Get the hell outta here…seriously. I was looking at my main page today and something caught my eye on the Google Friend Connect widget. You’re gonna have to look really hard to see….it. No, I will not crop and zoom to get a better view for you to see. Not that . . . → Read More: The Money Shot?