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Bacon Salt Review…because bacon makes people happy.

By Annette, on February 18th, 2012

Who doesn’t love bacon?

The smell of it…the taste…the texture. Bacon is just damn good.

You can put bacon on just about anything and it will be good. I’ve seen (though not tasted) bacon on ice cream and even doughnuts.

My love for bacon has carried over to it’s own board . . . → Read More: Bacon Salt Review…because bacon makes people happy.

Toilet humor and Twilight.

By Annette, on November 19th, 2011

I admit, I’m a fan of the Twilight series. Not a fanatic…but a fan.

I’ve read the books (HATED New Moon). I read the first book before the movie came out or before I’d even seen a preview for it and the Bella and Edward in my head do not match the Bella . . . → Read More: Toilet humor and Twilight.

Things that make me laugh.

By Annette, on November 18th, 2011

I seen this license plate frame on a car in a parking lot last week. I am a HUGE fan of the original American Pie movie and I’m constantly saying this…

Only cat owners will understand this.

If I had an office job…well, this memo pad would be necessary.

Unicorn . . . → Read More: Things that make me laugh.

OMG! Srsly, WTF? Um, IDK. LOL! kthxbye!

By Annette, on November 9th, 2011

Image courtesy of Google

There’s kind of a running joke around my house (okay, fine, I’m actually the only one that does it…but it’s only to annoy those around me) where I speak in text speak.

I use LOL (laugh out loud), WTF (what the fuck) and IDK (I don’t know) quite . . . → Read More: OMG! Srsly, WTF? Um, IDK. LOL! kthxbye!

FootInMouth Disease

By Annette, on November 6th, 2011

True story.

Dog nipples, dog farts and the world’s ugliest pants.

By Annette, on July 27th, 2011

Back on July 15th I went with my friend Cody to his 10 year high school reunion. He grew up in Nephi, a small town about an hour or so outside of Salt Lake. We left early in the afternoon that way we could go and visit with his mom before we went . . . → Read More: Dog nipples, dog farts and the world’s ugliest pants.

Sexis – EdenFantasys online magazine

By Annette, on July 14th, 2011

This post is intended for those who are 18+ years old

I read an article on Sexis last week about a dress with a vagina on it. Not just any dress mind you, but a wedding dress.

Imagine this…beautiful flowing gown, cinched at the waist with a full princess skirt, . . . → Read More: Sexis – EdenFantasys online magazine

Wanna know what’s funny?

By Annette, on July 5th, 2011

This:

Jen from People I Want To Punch In The Throat pointed this out to me.

So of course I had to try it. I mean, how cool would it be to Google some really gross words, two of which are on my hated words list, and land on my blog? I’m . . . → Read More: Wanna know what’s funny?

More Things That Bug Me

By Annette, on June 23rd, 2011

So one of my readers left a comment on my things that bug me post with another word that I should add to the list.Â And actually…that word is already on my list.Â It was one of the original hated words before my friends and I started adding to the list.

The word:

. . . → Read More: More Things That Bug Me

What the ducklings?!

By Annette, on June 15th, 2011

Remember the tulip stealing duck that set up her baby factory under my front window?

We discovered this on Friday morning:

(Yes, I realize the pictures are big, I left them that way so you can actually see them and the last one is a little blurry because I had to crop it . . . → Read More: What the ducklings?!