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Stealing Meatloaf’s pants?

By Annette, on April 13th, 2011

So I decided to check out the search results for my blog just to see what people have been searching for and landing on my page.

I’m not really shocked.Â Puzzled maybe, but shocked no.Â It takes a lot to shock me, offend me, surprise me…make me gasp out in utter horror and . . . → Read More: Stealing Meatloaf’s pants?

Silly (and not so silly) Birthday Emails

By Annette, on June 21st, 2010

It’s my birthday!

I’m not partyin’ it up like a rockstar today though. I’m going to work. Joy.But I am off work the next two days. And those two days will likely involve me sitting on my couch watching Spongebob Squarepants…because it’s cheaper than taking my kid to daycare. But . . . → Read More: Silly (and not so silly) Birthday Emails

E? E as in elephant?

By Annette, on June 11th, 2010

I’ve been telling the BFF that I was going to blog about her boobs for a while now.

Why?Â Because she said I could.

Why?Â Because she’s got gigundo knockers (hooters, jugs, fun bags, cans, jubblies, melons, ta-ta’s, hood ornaments, gazongas, bazoombas….Ok, I’ll stop).

Why?Â Because she’s nursing and the . . . → Read More: E? E as in elephant?

Things That Make Me Laugh

By Annette, on May 3rd, 2010

So Dennis was doing laundry (gasp!) last week and he found an advertisement in Hunter’s pants pocket. Not just any advertisement…but this one:

I guess he likes the modest type? There are so many other bra ads out there and he chose this one. Oh well, he’s 8…he shouldn’t be looking . . . → Read More: Things That Make Me Laugh

Conversations With A 13 Year Old

By Annette, on March 19th, 2010

So Autumn and I have put entirely too much thought in to some really random things. I’ve been telling her that I’m going to blog about our silly conversations and she keeps telling me to do it. So, that’s what I’m doing today. GREMLINS A few nights ago we were talking about Gremlins. . . . → Read More: Conversations With A 13 Year Old

Our New Security System

By Annette, on January 26th, 2010

We finally broke down and invested in one. You just can’t be too safe these days. Our household has been the victim of several (daily) break-ins over the last several months. There’s nothing law enforcement can do for us, so we’ve decided to take matters into our own hands.

Now, now…I see . . . → Read More: Our New Security System

My Name Is Annette Burke

By Annette, on December 22nd, 2009

And I am not an escort in San Fransisco. Or anywhere for that matter. Her name…is Annette Burke. And she is an escort in San Fransisco.

Just so there’s no confusion. Kthxbye.

. . . → Read More: My Name Is Annette Burke

The Money Shot?

By Annette, on November 23rd, 2009

Under 18? Get the hell outta here…seriously. I was looking at my main page today and something caught my eye on the Google Friend Connect widget. You’re gonna have to look really hard to see….it. No, I will not crop and zoom to get a better view for you to see. Not that . . . → Read More: The Money Shot?

Stickin’ It To The Man

By Annette, on November 19th, 2009

Today I woke up and decided I was going to quit my job. I pulled into the company parking lot that I’m not allowed to park in, sauntered into the building and told the person at the security desk “Don’t give me a fucking parking ticket, I’ll be right back!“. I took the . . . → Read More: Stickin’ It To The Man

You Have Successfully Unsubscribed! (You Asshole!)

By Annette, on September 30th, 2009

Don’t hate me for it. Some of you may or may not have noticed that I’ve unsubscribed from your newsletter/email subscriptions. It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s not that I hate you…it’s a little thing called RSS or Google Reader that is making my life a little easier at the moment. . . . → Read More: You Have Successfully Unsubscribed! (You Asshole!)