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Toilet humor and Twilight.

By Annette, on November 19th, 2011

I admit, I’m a fan of the Twilight series. Not a fanatic…but a fan.

I’ve read the books (HATED New Moon). I read the first book before the movie came out or before I’d even seen a preview for it and the Bella and Edward in my head do not match the Bella . . . → Read More: Toilet humor and Twilight.

FootInMouth Disease

By Annette, on November 6th, 2011

True story.

Monday Mayhem – Apparently, douchebag is the word of the day.

By Annette, on August 15th, 2011

Welcome to Monday Mayhem.Â This is indeed the coolest place to be on a Monday. Today we are going to share what are ticked off about. What a great way to vent!Â Be sure to have fun!

1. What made ticked off the most yesterday? The stupid douchebag in front of us . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem – Apparently, douchebag is the word of the day.

Dog nipples, dog farts and the world’s ugliest pants.

By Annette, on July 27th, 2011

Back on July 15th I went with my friend Cody to his 10 year high school reunion. He grew up in Nephi, a small town about an hour or so outside of Salt Lake. We left early in the afternoon that way we could go and visit with his mom before we went . . . → Read More: Dog nipples, dog farts and the world’s ugliest pants.

Wanna know what’s funny?

By Annette, on July 5th, 2011

This:

Jen from People I Want To Punch In The Throat pointed this out to me.

So of course I had to try it. I mean, how cool would it be to Google some really gross words, two of which are on my hated words list, and land on my blog? I’m . . . → Read More: Wanna know what’s funny?

More Things That Bug Me

By Annette, on June 23rd, 2011

So one of my readers left a comment on my things that bug me post with another word that I should add to the list.Â And actually…that word is already on my list.Â It was one of the original hated words before my friends and I started adding to the list.

The word:

. . . → Read More: More Things That Bug Me

Things that bug me…

By Annette, on June 13th, 2011

The Old Navy commercials. All of them.

The AT&T commercial where the guy smashes the phone on the table because there’s a spider on the screen…that woman screeching…oh.my.hell…I want to smack her.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Kanye West and people with bad breath (in no particular order).

The . . . → Read More: Things that bug me…

This is what happens when I get bored.

By Annette, on April 24th, 2011

Meet Bob.

Bob

Bob is a dreamer, he not only wanted to be a creamy bearnaise sauce when he grew up but he also wanted to be a stiff meringue.Â His biggest fear was that he’d end up in a potato salad.

Growing up, Bob was always teased at school.Â The . . . → Read More: This is what happens when I get bored.

Stupid things I’ve done recently. – Part II

By Annette, on April 21st, 2011

Maybe I should just make this a weekly thing for my blog.Â Or maybe I shouldn’t be admitting my stupidity and klutziness to the world.

But some of it is just TOO GOOD not to share.

Like today…

Megan and I went to the gym.Â We had finished working out and were just . . . → Read More: Stupid things I’ve done recently. – Part II

Shopping mishaps.

By Annette, on April 16th, 2011

Tuesday night.

Dennis goes bowling and I stay home with the mongrels. Ethan was throwing a royal fit because he wanted to go bowling too (he’s never been bowling) so I tell him if he stays with me then he can take a bath.

This kid loves baths. The bath bribe gets him . . . → Read More: Shopping mishaps.