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FootInMouth Disease

By Annette, on November 6th, 2011

True story.

My Mom made me carry a plastic pumpkin bucket when she would take me trick-or-treating. Oh, how I loathed that thing and longed to carry an ugly old pillowcase like the rest of the kids. My pumpkin bucket looked exactly like this one. I carried that thing from kindergarten up until 5th grade. . . . → Read More: A post-Halloween ramble.

Saturday 9 | Where’d that money come from?

By Annette, on October 1st, 2011

Saturday 9: Sleeping to Dream

1. Do you ever go to sleep to simply dream? I wish it were that easy!

2. When youâ€™re having trouble staying awake, what are some things you do to make sure you donâ€™t drift off to sleep? I have a four year old . . . → Read More: Saturday 9 | Where’d that money come from?

Monday Mayhem – Apparently, douchebag is the word of the day.

By Annette, on August 15th, 2011

Welcome to Monday Mayhem.Â This is indeed the coolest place to be on a Monday. Today we are going to share what are ticked off about. What a great way to vent!Â Be sure to have fun!

1. What made ticked off the most yesterday? The stupid douchebag in front of us . . . → Read More: Monday Mayhem – Apparently, douchebag is the word of the day.

Dog nipples, dog farts and the world’s ugliest pants.

By Annette, on July 27th, 2011

Back on July 15th I went with my friend Cody to his 10 year high school reunion. He grew up in Nephi, a small town about an hour or so outside of Salt Lake. We left early in the afternoon that way we could go and visit with his mom before we went . . . → Read More: Dog nipples, dog farts and the world’s ugliest pants.

Sexis – EdenFantasys online magazine

By Annette, on July 14th, 2011

This post is intended for those who are 18+ years old

I read an article on Sexis last week about a dress with a vagina on it. Not just any dress mind you, but a wedding dress.

Imagine this…beautiful flowing gown, cinched at the waist with a full princess skirt, . . . → Read More: Sexis – EdenFantasys online magazine

Wanna know what’s funny?

By Annette, on July 5th, 2011

This:

Jen from People I Want To Punch In The Throat pointed this out to me.

So of course I had to try it. I mean, how cool would it be to Google some really gross words, two of which are on my hated words list, and land on my blog? I’m . . . → Read More: Wanna know what’s funny?

More Things That Bug Me

By Annette, on June 23rd, 2011

So one of my readers left a comment on my things that bug me post with another word that I should add to the list.Â And actually…that word is already on my list.Â It was one of the original hated words before my friends and I started adding to the list.

The word:

. . . → Read More: More Things That Bug Me

What the ducklings?!

By Annette, on June 15th, 2011

Remember the tulip stealing duck that set up her baby factory under my front window?

We discovered this on Friday morning:

(Yes, I realize the pictures are big, I left them that way so you can actually see them and the last one is a little blurry because I had to crop it . . . → Read More: What the ducklings?!

Things that bug me…

By Annette, on June 13th, 2011

The Old Navy commercials. All of them.

The AT&T commercial where the guy smashes the phone on the table because there’s a spider on the screen…that woman screeching…oh.my.hell…I want to smack her.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Kanye West and people with bad breath (in no particular order).

The . . . → Read More: Things that bug me…